1. kneelbeforemistressphil:

    kaalashnikov:

    your-continuum:

    kaalashnikov:

    do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety

    like they just

    DO THINGS

    without worrying about them first

    wow

    Anxiety is an excuse

    I hope you walk barefoot on a world of legos for the rest of your life

    The first time Tony Stark had an anxiety attack he thought he had been poisoned.

    think about that

    (via creatorofthemasses)

    4 days ago  /  449,144 notes  /  Source: kaalashnikov

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    4 days ago  /  30,587 notes  /  Source: lifehappenedtome

  3. foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

    foxmccloud:

    can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

    (via themenstrualantichrist)

    4 days ago  /  71,628 notes  /  Source: drunkchan

  4. 221bspooky:

    Dear tumblr staff,

    stop. its ok. you don’t need to do these things. just focus on functionality(like the video player). we don’t need these little updates when somethings(like the video player) need your focus. thank you for your time but really, tumblr looks great. try to fix more important things(like the video player) so that we can all properly enjoy the features of tumblr(like the video player)

    (via pizza)

    4 days ago  /  201,714 notes  /  Source: canon-autopsy

  5. twigwise:

    vector-nyu:

    twigwise:

    IT!

    ISN’T!!

    BAD!!!

    TO!!!!

    BE!!!!!

    CISGENDERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    AND IF ANYONE MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE THAT!!!!!! KICK THEM IN THE JUNK!!!!!! WHATEVER JUNK THEY HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! KICK ‘EM REALLY HARD!!!!!!!!!!

    It’s also not bad to be heterosexual, male, white, abled, or born to affluence or influence. You have no control over the circumstance of your birth. It’s what you do with what you have that matters.

    YES EXACTLY

    THANK YOU FRIEND I LIKE YOUR WORDS

    (via creatorofthemasses)

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  7. bootyxqueen:

lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

laughing so fucking hard

    bootyxqueen:

    lottosim:

    Sloth on a speedboat

    laughing so fucking hard

    (via the-absolute-best-gifs)

    4 days ago  /  142,934 notes  /  Source: lottosim

  8. kingkitsu:

    smoothierox:

    ifollowbadblogs:

    "you’re an adult now"

    image

    "you need to choose a career"

    image

    "you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
    image

    (via pizza)

    4 days ago  /  310,231 notes  /  Source: ifollowbadblogs

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    4 days ago  /  1,547 notes  /  Source: weedhazekush

  10. asian:

    asian:

    so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

    $80 for eye shadow???

    is it made out of unicorn shit

    what is naked 3

    why is it called naked

    will it make her look naked

    why is it $50

    that’s 50 cheese burgers

    i can’t deal with make up good bye

    (via crashingandburningtime)

    4 days ago  /  277,968 notes  /  Source: asian

  11. quinngingerlove:

    archicide:

    "we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

    Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

    And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

    (via crashingandburningtime)

    4 days ago  /  694,122 notes  /  Source: francisfordfiesta

  12. thecorinediaries:

    prewetts:

    jordanleeemerson:

    secretgaygent:

    rnints:

    imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

    GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

    "what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

    "Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

    (via pizza)

    4 days ago  /  459,142 notes

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    4 days ago  /  45 notes  /  Source: johnwilinski

  14. so-personal:

everything personal♡

    so-personal:

    everything personal♡

    4 days ago  /  65,268 notes  /  Source: weheartit.com

  15. epic-humor:

    i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

    (via pizza)

    4 days ago  /  744,287 notes  /  Source: squidwurd