I promised I’d get him a kitten
"Dude, why’d you get a kitten?"
"I had to."
"You had to?”
"I PROMISED THE DOG OKAY."
today i learned that mountain lions meow and it sounds RIDICULOUS
my cat is on my chest snoring. i didnt even know cats could snore so obnoxiously -_-
bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war
why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there
what are you gonna do?
stab a skeleton in the heart?
no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing
This is what October is all about - crying wishing you were at Hogwarts enjoying beautifully warm and delicious feasts
For real though
Write in my ask how you’d describe me to somebody who’s never met me
This could go incredibly bad
Please unmute this.
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
Smash Mouth - All Star (played in Mario Paint)
This is the only thing I’m listening to for the rest of the day.
The use of the yoshi sound effect was genius
oh my god the yoshi effect
That. Was. THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
wake up america