1. mylittleredgirl:

awwww-cute:

I promised I’d get him a kitten

"Dude, why’d you get a kitten?"
"I had to."
"You had to?”
"I PROMISED THE DOG OKAY."

    mylittleredgirl:

    awwww-cute:

    I promised I’d get him a kitten

    "Dude, why’d you get a kitten?"

    "I had to."

    "You had to?”

    "I PROMISED THE DOG OKAY."

    (via creator-of-the-masses)

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  3. mundanemagpie:

    today i learned that mountain lions meow and it sounds RIDICULOUS

    (via officialfrenchtoast)

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  4. my cat is on my chest snoring. i didnt even know cats could snore so obnoxiously -_-

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  5. hokuto-ju-no-ken:

    grubsludge:

    funk-dabble:

    littleleahlamb2k14:

    grubsludge:

    bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

    image

    ready

    why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

    what are you gonna do?

    stab a skeleton in the heart?

    no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing

    (via queeradish)

    6 days ago  /  210,073 notes  /  Source: grubsludge

  6. preppycollegeguy:

escapethegrey:

This is what October is all about - crying wishing you were at Hogwarts enjoying beautifully warm and delicious feasts

For real though

    preppycollegeguy:

    escapethegrey:

    This is what October is all about - crying wishing you were at Hogwarts enjoying beautifully warm and delicious feasts

    For real though

    (via satandanceswithdildos)

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  8. unionofcrowns:

    cutiebum:

    Write in my ask how you’d describe me to somebody who’s never met me

    This could go incredibly bad

    (via haarukas)

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  9. alonetogether-forever:

    Please unmute this.

    (via deerboywonder)

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  12. sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

    sir-hathaway:

    gryffinpoor:

    dudemanbropants:

    gryffinpoor:

    thepreciousthing:

    the-ordinary-nerd:

    ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

    squad16:

    finalellipsis:

    bestnatesmithever:

    What if it bites me and it dies?

    that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

    What if it bites itself and I die?

    It’s voodoo.

    What if it bites me and someone else dies?

    That’s correlation, not causation.

    what if we bite each other and neither of us die

    that’s kinky

    oh my god

    this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

    (via deerboywonder)

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  14. rolleypoleycoley:

    shorm:

    oxfordthecomma:

    fidelcashf1ow:

    fuckyeah1990s:

    Smash Mouth - All Star (played in Mario Paint)

    This is the only thing I’m listening to for the rest of the day.

    The use of the yoshi sound effect was genius

    oh my god the yoshi effect

    That. Was. THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.

    (via fuckyeah1990s)

    1 month ago  /  20,222 notes  /  Source: fuckyeah1990s

  15. irrelevanthiccup:

wake up america

    irrelevanthiccup:

    wake up america

    (via deerboywonder)

    1 month ago  /  255 notes  /  Source: irrelevanthiccup